Wednesday, September 17, 2008

An Ode to My Friends


1. When you are sad I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused I will use little words.

7. When you are sick Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall I'll pick you up and dust you off.

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!

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